Hooray for Tolkienversary 2009!

ALASSEA RE, MELDO TOLKIEN!

Almare, meldor!! A new anniversary is fulfilled, with cups in hand and smiles and companions ready to think and to have at moment at ease after those festivities and moments of renewal, so before toasting once here are some instructions for another kind of party. Remembering what hobbit Elessar or the good ol' meister said in previous "drunkingzoid" posts... I wonder if these advices will help for a change.

"Irreverent instructions Except on Party Business"

- A party will be held at the Mead Hall in Edoras.

- Firstly, put some middle-earthish peoples' differences aside.

- Hobbits shall bring big pouches for the food (to eat or to bring), together with merry songs and pranks for the occasion.

- Wizards and elders will prepare the speeches (and keep all rings hidden).

- Silvan Elves will be the designated drivers (no gollumish substitution allowed).

- Put a balrog or a dragon to heat the oven just in case the oven fails.

- Dwarves will be guarding in case there is any turmoil around (not beheading this time, Gimli!!)

- Any Ranger available will be ready for cutting the cake.

- Good Ol' Saruman and his Uruk-Hai in tuxedo, ready for the Horse and Nazgul Parking.

- High Elves and Noldor, in charge of all the decor (not too corny please).

- Should we let a Nazgul blow out the candles?

- Remember to page by Palantir if you cannot make it.

- Tom Bombadil will rock as DJ... I lika movin' movin'!!

(Maybe in Lemur style as well xD)

Let's party!

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